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Harley Jokes
Posted By: TheMentor
Created On: 3/24/2009 2:40:00 PM
I don't hate Harleys, and these jokes are in good fun. Two wheels are two wheels and that is what is important, just can't help but poke fun a little bit ;o) I ride a sport bike but love any bike.

Why won't Harley riders sit on their bike while the kickstand is down?
They are afraid to lean over that far.

How can you tell those aftermarket parts are working on your Harley?
You finally hit the high teens in that quarter mile.

How can you tell a Harley on a freeway ramp?
It's the bike getting passed by the Vespa.

Why are Harleys some of the safest bikes on the road?
You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself.

Hope some of these made you at least smile, they are all in good fun.
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